Have your say
One vote per poll, per person. We never store your name with your vote, just a scrambled fingerprint so it can't be counted twice. Results appear once you've had your say, and every result lands on the table at our next design call.
Live decisions from the workshop, one card at a time.
Shuffling the deck…
The community wall
Everything here came in from customers and got a tick from one of us before it went up. Backing a design takes one email, which is how we know it's real people voting, and how the designer's 25% off finds them when they hit 5.
Coloured-in cards from Berties people around the place. Back the ones you'd actually wear.
Nothing on the wall yet. Yours could be first.
Send us your design
Your photo lands in a private queue only the three of us can see. If it makes the wall we credit your name and handle. If we want to turn it into a real pair we'll get in touch and make it with you, which is exactly what the tick box agrees to. Your email never goes public, it's just how your 25% off and any collab news reach you.
Got the colouring card from your pack? Colour it in, take a photo, send it here.
Why send it in
- We love it: we make it real, together. A proper collaboration with your name on it, and free shorts for you and your mates.
- The wall loves it: hit 5 upvotes and 25% comes off your next order.
Every decision in the workshop gets one question before it leaves: would Bertie wear it? Run your design through the same filter. If Bertie wouldn't wear it from the surf to the schooner, back to the pencils.